Man & Woman

SMART MAN +SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE
SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY
DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = AFFAIR
DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = MARRIAGE

A MAN WILL PAY $2 FOR A $1 ITEM HE NEEDS
A WOMAN WILL PAY $1 FOR A $2 ITEM THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED

A WOMAN WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE GETS A HUSBAND
A MAN NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE GETS A WIFE

A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAT HIS WIFE CAN SPEND
A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A MAN

TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND HIM A LOT AND LOVE HIM A LITTLE
TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMAN, YOU MUST LOVE HER A LOT AND NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND HER AT ALL

A WOMAN MARRIES A MAN EXPECTING HE WILL CHANGE, BUT HE DOESN'T
A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN EXPECTING THAT SHE WON'T CHANGE, AND SHE DOES

A WOMAN HAS THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT
ANYTHING A MAN SAYS AFTER THAT IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ARGUMENT

THERE ARE 2 TIMES WHEN A MAN & A WOMAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER
- BEFORE MARRIAGE
- & AFTER MARRIAGE